It's lunchtime.

And since I'm not eating and sick of work, it makes sense to spend time enriching myself with the vast but often useless or questionable information available on the interwebs.

Might I trouble you to direct your attention to this Wikipedia article?

I would also like to highlight the following para, for its unbeatable GROSS factor:

"The first lip balm was actually made out of earwax. It was functional, but the taste was undesirable. However, its popularity has grown in recent years. A small but growing fan base, committed to the use of all-natural products, touts its use as a superior organic alternative to other varieties of lip balm."

So what are you? Wet or dry?


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