Thursday, March 13, 2008

IF...

...Ihappenedtodrinktoomuchcoffeeaboardaboatinthemiddleofsharkinfestedwaters
andfellintotheseagashingmyarmintheprocessthusattractingthesharksandwaseaten
byonewouldthecaffeineeventuallymakeitswayintothesharksbloodstreamandwhat
effectwouldthathaveonit?

Maybe that's why sharks have started sleeping again, because pussies the world over are switching to decaf.

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