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Ugh. I do not feel good. I should have finished that bagel for breakfast yesterday. I should have had something heartier than Japanese for lunch. I should have eaten dinner. I should NOT have mixed beer, wine and martinis. I should NOT have allowed my drunk colleague to drive me home, because drink-driving is WRONG. I should have drunk a litre of water and eaten a banana before going to bed.

I need a hot, greasy English breakfast and an isotonic drink, followed by a long walk by a river.

I miss L_____.